I own a fucking house!

stupid

Good thing they had a vet handy to prove that science wasn't involved in Allah's work.

Here are the pics my step mom took of the hizzy.

Just called to get insurance on my new house. Once I get that quote and all I am ready to close on it. Friday morning I get to sign 5 million papers and the house is mine.



Funny story:
I just found directions from seattle airport to my hotel that I printed out before my trip and apparently had with me THE WHOLE TIME but I forgot I had it. GG

lollercaust!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jennie and I watched "Meet the Spartans" last night. I expected it to be the worst movie ever. Somehow it was even worse than that. Carmen Electra was the only 2 min of that movie worth seeing and you can find better of her on the internet.

Epic fail.

Julie sent me pics she took of the house. The backyard looks like a rain forest (see below). You can't see the huge tree trunk that is laying in the back too well but the thing is bigger than a 7' tall fat guy. It will take a while to get it to the level of awesome I want it but it will be fun. I will probably end up taking out the end of the driveway and just planting grass. There are lots of rocks to be removed and trees/bushes to be removed. Luckily thats the most of the work I need to do on the place.

I am back home. I thought I was going to die when I walked out of the cincinnati airport. I was used to not having humidity. Our time reporting system is all fucked up cause they just changed it. Oh, I get my house on the 25th! I finally know an exact date.